I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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