this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
