that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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