Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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