Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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