i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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