I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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