I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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