Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
