I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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