no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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