Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
