My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
they're like a gay fantastic four
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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