it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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