But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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