and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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