I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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