all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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