She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
