Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It's never too late to be topless.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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