I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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