she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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