week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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