There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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