I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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