not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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