After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Randomize
