Sry I called you an 8
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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