Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We're too hungover to prance.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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