try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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