I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
How external is "for external use only"?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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