One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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