your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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