don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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