I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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