They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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