sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
did i walk over a car last night?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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