Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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