your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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