stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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