no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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