He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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