Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Drunk is a universal language darling
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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