You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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