I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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