I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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