i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We need a shit load of segways right now
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
