Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
as a side note pls kill me
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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