Got a toothbrush?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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