Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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