I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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