the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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