i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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