We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize