That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
