Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
