too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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