Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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